Oh Dear Smeg-y,
Won't you please come home? I know we will be
together one day, but I just don't know if I can bear it any longer! You are too beautiful
to be so for away. I promise I will take care of you, and never let you smell like garlic, or get sticky crumbs on
your shelves. You will be filled with fresh fruits and vegetables and I might even stick a vase of flowers in there
because you are so pretty.